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Is Taylor Swift a man?
In a recent dream, I am sitting at a table next to Taylor Swift at a luncheon with other people. She has a five o’clock shadow. I ask her about it. She says it is just makeup. I moisten my thumb and try to rub the stubble off her cheek, but it won’t come off. I wake up. (Of course, if I had tried touching her face in real life, her security detail would be on me like a ton of bricks.)
The dream may suggest Taylor Swift feels like a man, perhaps as much as actress Ellen Page, who became Elliot Page.
The Swift playlist provides a litany of female drama and failed relationships. But is it real or a facade to conceal the lack of emotions in her real affairs with men?
Several years ago, I had a coworker who read dozens of romance novels. One day she asked me if I had seen the latest Star Trek: The Next Generation episode in which a woman who lived in a compulsory non-binary world struggled with her attraction to men. She said she could relate to that outsider. Later, someone told me that coworker had come out as a lesbian. Perhaps she had believed the diet of romance novels would convert her into a straight woman. Swift may have a similar compulsion.
Her choice of Travis Kelce may be an act of desperation. The manliest of men will finally make her feel like a woman. The fans are already talking about the marriage of American royalty. Yeah, right. How did that other royal marriage turn out, the one between Charles and Diana?
Swift may be pushing the limits of her gender denial. Offering fans many choices of The Life of a Showgirl album cover, she seemed to be asking, “Which version of a drag queen do you like best?” In the cover that made the final cut, Taylor is being pulled under by the weight of her showgirl persona and can barely keep her head above water.
If she transitions, at least she won’t have to worry about being deadnamed. Taylor works for either sex.
In a recent dream, I am sitting at a table next to Taylor Swift at a luncheon with other people. She has a five o’clock shadow. I ask her about it. She says it is just makeup. I moisten my thumb and try to rub the stubble off her cheek, but it won’t come off. I wake up. (Of course, if I had tried touching her face in real life, her security detail would be on me like a ton of bricks.)
The dream may suggest Taylor Swift feels like a man, perhaps as much as actress Ellen Page, who became Elliot Page.
The Swift playlist provides a litany of female drama and failed relationships. But is it real or a facade to conceal the lack of emotions in her real affairs with men?
Several years ago, I had a coworker who read dozens of romance novels. One day she asked me if I had seen the latest Star Trek: The Next Generation episode in which a woman who lived in a compulsory non-binary world struggled with her attraction to men. She said she could relate to that outsider. Later, someone told me that coworker had come out as a lesbian. Perhaps she had believed the diet of romance novels would convert her into a straight woman. Swift may have a similar compulsion.
Her choice of Travis Kelce may be an act of desperation. The manliest of men will finally make her feel like a woman. The fans are already talking about the marriage of American royalty. Yeah, right. How did that other royal marriage turn out, the one between Charles and Diana?
Swift may be pushing the limits of her gender denial. Offering fans many choices of The Life of a Showgirl album cover, she seemed to be asking, “Which version of a drag queen do you like best?” In the cover that made the final cut, Taylor is being pulled under by the weight of her showgirl persona and can barely keep her head above water.
If she transitions, at least she won’t have to worry about being deadnamed. Taylor works for either sex.
The “What If” Beatles Album
You may say I’m a dreamer but imagine a parallel universe where the Beatles didn’t break up in 1970 but created another album incorporating their individual works from 1969 to 1971. Titles and composers listed. Let’s call it Amazing.
Side One
Instant Karma – John Lennon
Imagine - John Lennon
My Sweet Lord – George Harrison
Give Peace A Chance – John Lennon, Paul McCartney
Gimme Some Truth – John Lennon
Power to the People – John Lennon
All Things Must Pass – George Harrison
Side Two
Maybe I’m Amazed – Paul McCartney
That Would Be Something – Paul McCartney
Jealous Guy – John Lennon
Every Night – Paul McCartney
Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey – Paul and Linda McCartney
It Don’t Come Easy – Ringo Starr, George Harrison
Wah Wah – George Harrison
The other sexy Madonna
When Madonna Louise Ciccone stormed the music scene in the 1980s, her use of sexual imagery seemed to mock the traditional image of Madonna, the Mother of Jesus. She was never Like A Virgin. Yet, this was not the first portrayal of a sexualized Madonna.
Madonna is the usual title given to several versions of a composition, by the Norwegian expressionist painter Edvard Munch, showing a bare-breasted half-length female figure, between 1892 and 1895, using oils on canvas.
Critics observed:
. . . strange devotional picture glorifying decadent love. The cult of the strong woman who reduces man to subjection gives the figure of woman monumental proportions, but it also makes a demon of her.
The usual golden halo of Mary has been replaced with a red halo symbolizing the love and pain duality. The viewer's viewpoint is that of the man who is making love with her. Even in this unusual pose, she embodies some of the key elements of canonical representations of the Virgin: she has a quietness and a calm confidence about her.
It just goes to show that there is nothing new under the sun or perhaps that the Scandinavians are always ahead of the curve in challenging sexual and cultural norms.
The other sexy Madonna
When Madonna Louise Ciccone stormed the music scene in the 1980s, her use of sexual imagery seemed to mock the traditional image of Madonna, the Mother of Jesus. She was never Like A Virgin. Yet, this was not the first portrayal of a sexualized Madonna.
Madonna is the usual title given to several versions of a composition, by the Norwegian expressionist painter Edvard Munch, showing a bare-breasted half-length female figure, between 1892 and 1895, using oils on canvas.
Critics observed:
. . . strange devotional picture glorifying decadent love. The cult of the strong woman who reduces man to subjection gives the figure of woman monumental proportions, but it also makes a demon of her.
The usual golden halo of Mary has been replaced with a red halo symbolizing the love and pain duality. The viewer's viewpoint is that of the man who is making love with her. Even in this unusual pose, she embodies some of the key elements of canonical representations of the Virgin: she has a quietness and a calm confidence about her.
It just goes to show that there is nothing new under the sun or perhaps that the Scandinavians are always ahead of the curve in challenging sexual and cultural norms.
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Images: Banner, Weebly/Square stock photo; The Life of a Showgirl, Taylor Swift, fair use; Amazing, Robert S Urbanek; Munch Madonna, public domain
Robert S Urbanek grew up in Southern California and earned a BA in journalism from California State University, Long Beach, in 1973. He has more than two decades of experience as a writer and editor for community newspapers and medical and legal-related publications, which included several years each with the National Notary Association, The Doctors' Company, and CCH Incorporated. © Robert S Urbanek