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Lincoln-Kennedy links point to God
It is easier to prove the existence of God if you think of Him less as a Creator and more as the Person who shapes history. Circumstantial evidence puts God at the scenes of our most infamous events. The synchronicity linking the assassinations of Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy is circumstantial evidence of a God who arranges assassinations. Only God could program or “script” history, so all these connections fall into place. Many of the links are well-known:
Both Lincoln and Kennedy were shot in the head from behind while sitting next to their wives. Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln Continental made by Ford. Both presidents were accompanied by another couple and the male companion of the other couple was wounded by the assassin.
The atheist: Just a coincidence, just a coincidence, just a coincidence.
John Wilkes Booth has 15 letters. Lee Harvey Oswald has 15 letters. Booth fled from a theater to a storage facility, a tobacco barn. Oswald fled from a storage facility, a schoolbook depository, to a theater. Both assassins were killed before they could be put on trial.
The atheist: Just a coincidence, just a coincidence, just a coincidence.
Lincoln was elected to the presidency in 1860, Kennedy in 1960. Lincoln was elected to the House of Representatives in 1846, Kennedy in 1946. Lincoln was runner-up for his party’s nomination of vice president in 1856, Kennedy in 1956.
The atheist: Just a coincidence, just a coincidence, just a coincidence.
Both presidents had vice presidents named Johnson. Andrew Johnson's name has 13 letters. Lyndon Johnson's name has 13 letters. Andrew Johnson was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson was born in 1908.
The atheist: Just a coincidence, just a coincidence, just a coincidence.
How do we stop the atheist from sounding like a broken record (assuming you are old enough to remember what a “broken record” is)? Let’s give it one more shot.
It is easier to prove the existence of God if you think of Him less as a Creator and more as the Person who shapes history. Circumstantial evidence puts God at the scenes of our most infamous events. The synchronicity linking the assassinations of Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy is circumstantial evidence of a God who arranges assassinations. Only God could program or “script” history, so all these connections fall into place. Many of the links are well-known:
Both Lincoln and Kennedy were shot in the head from behind while sitting next to their wives. Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln Continental made by Ford. Both presidents were accompanied by another couple and the male companion of the other couple was wounded by the assassin.
The atheist: Just a coincidence, just a coincidence, just a coincidence.
John Wilkes Booth has 15 letters. Lee Harvey Oswald has 15 letters. Booth fled from a theater to a storage facility, a tobacco barn. Oswald fled from a storage facility, a schoolbook depository, to a theater. Both assassins were killed before they could be put on trial.
The atheist: Just a coincidence, just a coincidence, just a coincidence.
Lincoln was elected to the presidency in 1860, Kennedy in 1960. Lincoln was elected to the House of Representatives in 1846, Kennedy in 1946. Lincoln was runner-up for his party’s nomination of vice president in 1856, Kennedy in 1956.
The atheist: Just a coincidence, just a coincidence, just a coincidence.
Both presidents had vice presidents named Johnson. Andrew Johnson's name has 13 letters. Lyndon Johnson's name has 13 letters. Andrew Johnson was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson was born in 1908.
The atheist: Just a coincidence, just a coincidence, just a coincidence.
How do we stop the atheist from sounding like a broken record (assuming you are old enough to remember what a “broken record” is)? Let’s give it one more shot.
In the 1951 movie The Tall Target, inspired by real events, Dick Powell plays a New York police detective, Sgt. John Kennedy, who boards a train to thwart a plot to kill Abraham Lincoln as he makes a pre-inaugural speech in Baltimore in February 1861.
Conspirators on the train know of Kennedy's mission and plan to get him out of the way. One character tells Kennedy, "I don't know anything about a plot against Lincoln's life, but there certainly seems to be one against you." A young man on the train, who has military training, plans to shoot Lincoln through the window of an upper floor of a building as the president-to-be gives a speech from the back of a train car. The assassin will use a rifle with "a new-fangled telescope sight." The John Kennedy in this 1951 film is discovering how the other John Kennedy will be assassinated in 1963.
The atheist at this point closes his eyes, puts his hands over his ears and shouts: JUST A COINCIDENCE! JUST A COINCIDENCE! JUST A COINCIDENCE!
There’s no pleasing some people.
Some may object that all these coincidences are “merely” circumstantial evidence. As noted in Wikipedia, “A popular misconception is that circumstantial evidence is less valid or less important than direct evidence. . . Many successful criminal prosecutions rely largely or entirely on circumstantial evidence.”
Ideally, one should be able to plug in all the Lincoln and Kennedy variables into some probability formula and compute the odds of all these coincidences being the result of random chance, but the subjective nature of history does not make this possible.
Winning streaks But do we really need a calculator or an equation? When the first “21” card counter and his financial backer went to Reno, they were thrown out of every casino. The managers who expelled them didn’t know what was going on, but they knew from experience and their own gut feeling that the blackjack winning streaks could not be explained by random chance.
We may not fully understand what is going on, but we should know from experience and our own gut feeling that the Lincoln-Kennedy connections are a “winning streak” that cannot be attributed to random chance.
Albert Einstein said, “Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.” The jig is up. God cannot hide anymore.
I doubt that many in the faith community will congratulate me on my proof of God. If anything, they will suggest the assassination links point to the existence of Satan. Yet, if the devil can arrange the times, places and people that make the Lincoln-Kennedy links possible, then he has powers rivaling the Almighty.
Conspirators on the train know of Kennedy's mission and plan to get him out of the way. One character tells Kennedy, "I don't know anything about a plot against Lincoln's life, but there certainly seems to be one against you." A young man on the train, who has military training, plans to shoot Lincoln through the window of an upper floor of a building as the president-to-be gives a speech from the back of a train car. The assassin will use a rifle with "a new-fangled telescope sight." The John Kennedy in this 1951 film is discovering how the other John Kennedy will be assassinated in 1963.
The atheist at this point closes his eyes, puts his hands over his ears and shouts: JUST A COINCIDENCE! JUST A COINCIDENCE! JUST A COINCIDENCE!
There’s no pleasing some people.
Some may object that all these coincidences are “merely” circumstantial evidence. As noted in Wikipedia, “A popular misconception is that circumstantial evidence is less valid or less important than direct evidence. . . Many successful criminal prosecutions rely largely or entirely on circumstantial evidence.”
Ideally, one should be able to plug in all the Lincoln and Kennedy variables into some probability formula and compute the odds of all these coincidences being the result of random chance, but the subjective nature of history does not make this possible.
Winning streaks But do we really need a calculator or an equation? When the first “21” card counter and his financial backer went to Reno, they were thrown out of every casino. The managers who expelled them didn’t know what was going on, but they knew from experience and their own gut feeling that the blackjack winning streaks could not be explained by random chance.
We may not fully understand what is going on, but we should know from experience and our own gut feeling that the Lincoln-Kennedy connections are a “winning streak” that cannot be attributed to random chance.
Albert Einstein said, “Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.” The jig is up. God cannot hide anymore.
I doubt that many in the faith community will congratulate me on my proof of God. If anything, they will suggest the assassination links point to the existence of Satan. Yet, if the devil can arrange the times, places and people that make the Lincoln-Kennedy links possible, then he has powers rivaling the Almighty.
Our American Cousin
In July 2015 I borrowed from my local library a DVD titled Visions of Ireland. The 2007 program, created for public television, offers an aerial tour of Ireland. In one scene, as the camera pans the Kennedy Arboretum in County Wexford, the narrator notes that the facility was selected to honor “our American cousin” John Fitzgerald Kennedy, whose ancestors hailed from County Wexford.
A similar reference is found in an irishamerica.com webpage titled “The American Cousin: Memories of JFK’s Trip to Ireland.”
“Our American Cousin,” of course, was the name of the play being performed at Ford’s Theater when Abraham Lincoln was assassinated. While the title refers to a boorish relative visiting an English family, the comedic play, in retrospect, seems to predict the rise of the American president who would be referred to as “our American cousin” by the Irish.
I am not done with the assassination synchs. The all-powerful shaper of history is not only methodical and deadly, he is quite the Prankster. As noted by Karl Marx, history repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce.
In July 2015 I borrowed from my local library a DVD titled Visions of Ireland. The 2007 program, created for public television, offers an aerial tour of Ireland. In one scene, as the camera pans the Kennedy Arboretum in County Wexford, the narrator notes that the facility was selected to honor “our American cousin” John Fitzgerald Kennedy, whose ancestors hailed from County Wexford.
A similar reference is found in an irishamerica.com webpage titled “The American Cousin: Memories of JFK’s Trip to Ireland.”
“Our American Cousin,” of course, was the name of the play being performed at Ford’s Theater when Abraham Lincoln was assassinated. While the title refers to a boorish relative visiting an English family, the comedic play, in retrospect, seems to predict the rise of the American president who would be referred to as “our American cousin” by the Irish.
I am not done with the assassination synchs. The all-powerful shaper of history is not only methodical and deadly, he is quite the Prankster. As noted by Karl Marx, history repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce.
Tonya Harding shot JFK
Tonya Harding assassinated John F. Kennedy in her previous life as Lee Harvey Oswald. Both Oswald and his victim, President Kennedy, have returned in this life as figure skaters Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan.
Consider the evidence of reincarnation. Both Tonya Harding and Lee Harvey Oswald have the letters "Har" in their names. Both of their victims were Irish Catholics from Massachusetts whose last names began with the letters "Ke": John F. Kennedy and Nancy Kerrigan, and both were attacked in cities beginning with the letter "D": Dallas and Detroit. Time magazine also saw a connection in the assaults on Kerrigan and Kennedy. Margaret Carlson wrote in the February 21, 1994 issue, "The videocam verite of the clubbing [of Kerrigan] provides the same gritty realism that the Zapruder footage brought to Oliver Stone's JFK."
Harding and Oswald came from poor dysfunctional families and learned to use a rifle. Both were about the same age when they became infamous: Lee at 24, Tonya at 23. And they have similar facial features. Kennedy doesn't look like Kerrigan, but Kerrigan looks a bit like Jackie Kennedy. Perhaps God's joke is that JFK, the womanizer, should return in a body resembling his own wife.
Tonya Harding assassinated John F. Kennedy in her previous life as Lee Harvey Oswald. Both Oswald and his victim, President Kennedy, have returned in this life as figure skaters Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan.
Consider the evidence of reincarnation. Both Tonya Harding and Lee Harvey Oswald have the letters "Har" in their names. Both of their victims were Irish Catholics from Massachusetts whose last names began with the letters "Ke": John F. Kennedy and Nancy Kerrigan, and both were attacked in cities beginning with the letter "D": Dallas and Detroit. Time magazine also saw a connection in the assaults on Kerrigan and Kennedy. Margaret Carlson wrote in the February 21, 1994 issue, "The videocam verite of the clubbing [of Kerrigan] provides the same gritty realism that the Zapruder footage brought to Oliver Stone's JFK."
Harding and Oswald came from poor dysfunctional families and learned to use a rifle. Both were about the same age when they became infamous: Lee at 24, Tonya at 23. And they have similar facial features. Kennedy doesn't look like Kerrigan, but Kerrigan looks a bit like Jackie Kennedy. Perhaps God's joke is that JFK, the womanizer, should return in a body resembling his own wife.
Tonya Harding, Lee Harvey Oswald
Shane Stant is the one who whacked Kerrigan on the knee after her afternoon practice session on January 6 at Cobo Arena. However, Harding’s husband Jeff Gillooly stated through his attorney that Tonya “gave the OK for the assault on Nancy Kerrigan. The final decision was hers to make.” Another conspirator, Shawn Eckardt, asserted that Tonya called the Kent Arena near Boston to ascertain Kerrigan’s schedule to aid Stant’s stalking effort. (As noted in Thin Ice: The Complete Uncensored Story of Tonya Harding by Frank Coffey and Joy Layden.)
The coincidences linking the assaults on Kerrigan and Kennedy are, of course, familiar to those who recall the coincidences between the deaths of Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln. This synchronicity (meaningful coincidences) shows that the trail of reincarnation goes farther back in history. In an earlier previous life, Tonya Harding, as John Wilkes Booth, assassinated Abraham Lincoln.
Skater Tonya Harding thought she was a woman but she was another man
All the girls around her say she's got it coming but she gets it while she can
Get back, get back, get back to nineteen sixty-three
Get back, get back, get back to where you ought to be
Oksana is Nikita Nancy and Tonya aren't the only reborn performers in the skating rink. The 1994 Winter Olympics was literally a Cold War, but this time a reborn Nikita Khrushchev prevailed as gold medalist Oksana Baiul, narrowly beating Kennedy/Kerrigan, who took the silver.
Milestones in the lives of Nikita and Oksana are linked by identical months and days. On March 14, 1953, Khrushchev succeeded Malenkov as secretary of the Communist Party. On March 14, 1993, Baiul won the Worlds Ladies Figure Championship in Prague. On February 25, 1956, Khrushchev denounced Joseph Stalin in a speech before the Communist Party Congress in Moscow. On February 25, 1994, Oksana earned her gold medal.
In a profile of Baiul in the April 1996 issue of Esquire magazine, Michael Angeli wrote that Oksana's mirth "reminds me of the way we all liked Khrushchev to be happy." Khrushchev saved some Ukrainians from starvation after World War II, defying Stalin's orders to divert food to other parts of the Soviet Union. Perhaps it is karma that Khrushchev returned in the body of a Ukrainian ice princess.
Many Russians have nostalgia for Khrushchev and the more prestigious era of the Soviet Union, an aspiration that has been corrupted by that thug, Vladimir Putin. Oksana should consider reclaiming her power, perhaps returning to Moscow as the czarina of a restored monarchy. I can easily picture her face on stamps and coins.
What other world leaders came back at the 1994 Winter Olympics? Surya Bonaly finished fourth. She's that black woman from France who was renowned for her athletic style. She may really have been Charles DeGaulle doing a back flip and landing on one skate.
The dates of death and rebirth are also instructive:
John F. Kennedy d. Nov. 22, 1963; Nancy Kerrigan b. Oct. 13, 1969
Lee Harvey Oswald d. Nov. 24, 1963; Tonya Harding b. Nov. 12, 1970
Charles de Gaulle d. Nov. 9, 1970; Surya Bonaly b. Dec. 15, 1973
Nikita Khrushchev d. Sept. 21, 1971; Oksana Baiul b. Nov. 16, 1977
These dates, if typical of reincarnation, reveal that people spend between three to seven years on "the other side" before being reborn though that period could be shorter if the person died as a child or otherwise had no “issues” to resolve in the spiritual realm. The rebirth gap suggests that there is no point in using a spiritualist to speak to the dead if that person has been gone for more than seven years. The dearly departed has already returned in another body.
The evidence that famous people have returned as figure skaters suggests that many of us are "performers" following a "program." Shakespeare knew as much when he wrote, "All the world's a stage. And all the men and women merely players." (As You Like It). Allah writes the story, and the story of Tonya Harding proves the existence of Allah.
But why kill Kennedy? Aside from creating a nuclear test ban treaty and initiating a drive to put a man on the moon, John F. Kennedy was a president of few accomplishments. He criticized Martin Luther King, Jr. for his impatience in demanding equality. Only Kennedy's successor, Lyndon Johnson, had the political will and muscle to force important civil rights legislation through Congress.
A popular misconception was that the assassination stopped Kennedy's plan to withdraw from Vietnam. However, his public statements gave no hint of this new policy. In a television interview September 2, 1963 with CBS's Walter Cronkite, Kennedy said, "I don't agree with those who say we should withdraw. That would be a great mistake . . . I know people don't like Americans to be engaged in this kind of effort. Forty-seven Americans have been killed in combat with the enemy, but this is a very important struggle even though it is far away."
Seven days later, in an interview with NBC's Chet Huntley, Kennedy repeated his position: "What I am concerned about is that Americans will get impatient and say, because they don't like events in Southeast Asia or they don't like the government in Saigon, that we should withdraw. That only makes it easy for the Communists. I think we should stay. We should use our influence in as effective a way as we can, but we should not withdraw."
Warmonger In the book The Secret War Against Hanoi, Richard H. Shultz Jr. documented how Kennedy in 1961 ordered the CIA to conduct covert armed attacks against North Vietnam. In President Kennedy: Profile in Power, political journalist Richard Reeves discovered a Kennedy anxious to prove his machismo after being outperformed by Khrushchev in their first summit meeting in Vienna. Kennedy said, "(Khrushchev) thinks I have no guts . . . We must confront them. The only place we can do that is Vietnam."
Author Gore Vidal reported having a disturbing conversation with Kennedy in which JFK noted that all great presidents had great wars.
Kennedy's in-your-face foreign policy, coupled with his use of amphetamines and other mood-altering drugs to cope with his Addison disease, was a disaster waiting to happen. Had Kennedy not been assassinated, Vietnam, the unclear war, may have become a nuclear war.
Culture predicts reality. Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, a movie about a mad general who starts a nuclear war between the US and the Soviet Union, was scheduled to premiere on November 22, 1963 but the screening was delayed because of the assassination on that day. Thus, the shooting of JFK "prevented" a nuclear war.
The coincidences linking the assaults on Kerrigan and Kennedy are, of course, familiar to those who recall the coincidences between the deaths of Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln. This synchronicity (meaningful coincidences) shows that the trail of reincarnation goes farther back in history. In an earlier previous life, Tonya Harding, as John Wilkes Booth, assassinated Abraham Lincoln.
Skater Tonya Harding thought she was a woman but she was another man
All the girls around her say she's got it coming but she gets it while she can
Get back, get back, get back to nineteen sixty-three
Get back, get back, get back to where you ought to be
Oksana is Nikita Nancy and Tonya aren't the only reborn performers in the skating rink. The 1994 Winter Olympics was literally a Cold War, but this time a reborn Nikita Khrushchev prevailed as gold medalist Oksana Baiul, narrowly beating Kennedy/Kerrigan, who took the silver.
Milestones in the lives of Nikita and Oksana are linked by identical months and days. On March 14, 1953, Khrushchev succeeded Malenkov as secretary of the Communist Party. On March 14, 1993, Baiul won the Worlds Ladies Figure Championship in Prague. On February 25, 1956, Khrushchev denounced Joseph Stalin in a speech before the Communist Party Congress in Moscow. On February 25, 1994, Oksana earned her gold medal.
In a profile of Baiul in the April 1996 issue of Esquire magazine, Michael Angeli wrote that Oksana's mirth "reminds me of the way we all liked Khrushchev to be happy." Khrushchev saved some Ukrainians from starvation after World War II, defying Stalin's orders to divert food to other parts of the Soviet Union. Perhaps it is karma that Khrushchev returned in the body of a Ukrainian ice princess.
Many Russians have nostalgia for Khrushchev and the more prestigious era of the Soviet Union, an aspiration that has been corrupted by that thug, Vladimir Putin. Oksana should consider reclaiming her power, perhaps returning to Moscow as the czarina of a restored monarchy. I can easily picture her face on stamps and coins.
What other world leaders came back at the 1994 Winter Olympics? Surya Bonaly finished fourth. She's that black woman from France who was renowned for her athletic style. She may really have been Charles DeGaulle doing a back flip and landing on one skate.
The dates of death and rebirth are also instructive:
John F. Kennedy d. Nov. 22, 1963; Nancy Kerrigan b. Oct. 13, 1969
Lee Harvey Oswald d. Nov. 24, 1963; Tonya Harding b. Nov. 12, 1970
Charles de Gaulle d. Nov. 9, 1970; Surya Bonaly b. Dec. 15, 1973
Nikita Khrushchev d. Sept. 21, 1971; Oksana Baiul b. Nov. 16, 1977
These dates, if typical of reincarnation, reveal that people spend between three to seven years on "the other side" before being reborn though that period could be shorter if the person died as a child or otherwise had no “issues” to resolve in the spiritual realm. The rebirth gap suggests that there is no point in using a spiritualist to speak to the dead if that person has been gone for more than seven years. The dearly departed has already returned in another body.
The evidence that famous people have returned as figure skaters suggests that many of us are "performers" following a "program." Shakespeare knew as much when he wrote, "All the world's a stage. And all the men and women merely players." (As You Like It). Allah writes the story, and the story of Tonya Harding proves the existence of Allah.
But why kill Kennedy? Aside from creating a nuclear test ban treaty and initiating a drive to put a man on the moon, John F. Kennedy was a president of few accomplishments. He criticized Martin Luther King, Jr. for his impatience in demanding equality. Only Kennedy's successor, Lyndon Johnson, had the political will and muscle to force important civil rights legislation through Congress.
A popular misconception was that the assassination stopped Kennedy's plan to withdraw from Vietnam. However, his public statements gave no hint of this new policy. In a television interview September 2, 1963 with CBS's Walter Cronkite, Kennedy said, "I don't agree with those who say we should withdraw. That would be a great mistake . . . I know people don't like Americans to be engaged in this kind of effort. Forty-seven Americans have been killed in combat with the enemy, but this is a very important struggle even though it is far away."
Seven days later, in an interview with NBC's Chet Huntley, Kennedy repeated his position: "What I am concerned about is that Americans will get impatient and say, because they don't like events in Southeast Asia or they don't like the government in Saigon, that we should withdraw. That only makes it easy for the Communists. I think we should stay. We should use our influence in as effective a way as we can, but we should not withdraw."
Warmonger In the book The Secret War Against Hanoi, Richard H. Shultz Jr. documented how Kennedy in 1961 ordered the CIA to conduct covert armed attacks against North Vietnam. In President Kennedy: Profile in Power, political journalist Richard Reeves discovered a Kennedy anxious to prove his machismo after being outperformed by Khrushchev in their first summit meeting in Vienna. Kennedy said, "(Khrushchev) thinks I have no guts . . . We must confront them. The only place we can do that is Vietnam."
Author Gore Vidal reported having a disturbing conversation with Kennedy in which JFK noted that all great presidents had great wars.
Kennedy's in-your-face foreign policy, coupled with his use of amphetamines and other mood-altering drugs to cope with his Addison disease, was a disaster waiting to happen. Had Kennedy not been assassinated, Vietnam, the unclear war, may have become a nuclear war.
Culture predicts reality. Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, a movie about a mad general who starts a nuclear war between the US and the Soviet Union, was scheduled to premiere on November 22, 1963 but the screening was delayed because of the assassination on that day. Thus, the shooting of JFK "prevented" a nuclear war.
Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove
The film meshed with the assassination in two other ways. Originally, Slim Pickens, as bomber pilot Major T.J. “King” Kong, recited the contents of a survival kit, which included cash, condoms and gifts for Soviet females, then commented, “A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that stuff.” The word “Vegas” was dubbed in to replace “Dallas.” In addition, the movie finale originally included a pie fight, in which President Merkin Muffley takes several hits, prompting General Buck Turgidson to exclaim, “Gentlemen! Our gallant young president has been struck down in his prime!” Paramount Pictures was horrified at the line and the whole scene was deleted.
The November 23 premiere of Doctor Who started a few minutes late because of news coverage of the assassination. The British science fiction series depicted a superior being who travelled through time and space to defeat the plots of various evildoers. Perhaps the broadcast delay meant that a real Time Lord was knocked off schedule by a competing Time Lord meddling with history.
Lee Harvey Oswald saved millions of American lives by assassinating John F. Kennedy. He is the Great American Hero and his spirit lives on in the body of Tonya Harding. We should honor Oswald by adding his profile to Mount Rushmore. As for Tonya, perhaps I should become President of the United States and invite her to be my First Lady. She who slew Lincoln and Kennedy would dwell in the White House.
I would expect the First Lady to serve as my liaison with Congress. Tonya and her bodyguards would escort uncooperative lawmakers to my office, where I would persuade them to support the legislation I need. Before they arrive, I would put drop cloths on the floor. We might be sharing a pizza and I wouldn't want any tomato sauce to spill on the area rug.
The rule of Robert and Tonya would be celebrated in song: Their house is a museum. When people come to see 'em, they really are a scream.
In a dream, I bring Tonya Harding home from a date. She asks me to wait in the living room. I can hear her in another room talking loudly with several people. I had hoped for a more intimate evening. Impatient, I look for her. I find her talking excitedly to friends and relatives about her meeting with E.T., the extraterrestrial. She seems to have forgotten about me. After waking, I realize I am E.T., the person "sent from the heavens" to enlighten humanity.
Images JFK motorcade, Abraham Zapruder, fair use; The Tall Target, MGM, fair use; Tonya Harding, Multnomah County Sheriff, public domain; Lee Harvey Oswald, Dallas Police Dept., public domain; Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove, Columbia Pictures, fair use